It's hard to believe that it's only Tuesday. For some reason I feel like this week is dragging, trapped in one of those one step forwards two step back ruts. You know the one, everyone experiences it.

Though at least this afternoon I was able to sit and enjoy a hot cup of tea while watching a snowstorm, something I haven't done in quite some time. Ages now. Snow is almost hypnotically calming, the one downfall to living in a climate such as California is one does not get to experience the effect of snow, unless you live in the southern most tips in the mountains. It's a nice change of pace really.

So I'm rather good at pissing people off, that bit I'm used to. What I'm not used to is being likened to a monster.

That truly disturbs me.

Rigsby shared this with me on facebook thinking he'd be amused by the results. There's no too much I didn't really know on here but I thought I'd share;

( Results )

The weird bit is it also states on the test that celebrities usually score 19, and anything about 20 is considered being narcissistic. I wonder what the difference is between one and two points, and does that mean that celebrities are borderline narcissists? Also, who's giving these celebrities this specific test?

New York City is honestly the worst city to take a nap in.

The characters of Cho, Lisbon and Van Pelt are non-binding.


'You're really letting our killer go?' The half-asleep voice floated from the corner of the room. And the room turned to face the direction the voice had come from, finding a man lying on an old worn leather couch. He looked quite asleep, arms folded over a chest that was hardly moving, eyes closed, body relaxed. But he wasn't, he never really was.

'She couldn't have done it Jane, several people witnessed her downstairs moments before our victim was killed. She couldn't have made it upstairs from the room she was in killed the victim, and then come back down in the amount of time she had.' Came the ever level headed voice of Teresa Lisbon, even though underneath the tone was the "you think you're so smart but I've checked my facts" tone Jane had become so used too. 'It's impossible.'

The once calm and emotionless face curled into a smile as those inquisitive green eyes opened. 'Not impossible.' He said pulling himself up into a sitting position to face the rest of the crew. 'How old was her house? Quite old right? Though, its funny, almost like it didn't belong, like it'd once been somewhere else right? Certainly not California. Not modern enough.'

'No, the family had it moved here. From Louisiana.' Grace chimed in, remembering a fact one of the house guests had told her while interviewing them.

'Right.' Said Jane pushing himself off the couch, stretching his arms to the sky with a overplayed yawn. 'So, who here is good at history? What was going on in the time the house was obviously built?'

'The Civil War.' The ever informative Cho responded and Jane pointed towards him, a knowing smile on his face.

'Did you check the closets?' As all the pieces came together Lisbon's heart sank. They hadn't, and if there was a secret passage way like Jane was suggesting, which houses of that time and area often had, then it was completely possible that she could have gone upstairs and come back in time without a single person noticing her. She pulled out her cellphone, pushing a few buttons until she found the name she wanted as she turned to Cho.

'Rigsby? It's Lisbon, we need to get back to the Dechaune place and check for a secret passage. Cho and I will meet you there in twenty minutes, wait outside and stop the wife from entering if she's there before us.' The look on her face was priceless as she stared Jane down, it wasn't impossible. How was he always so right? Jane simply smiled back shoving his hands in his pockets as he lazily made his way towards the break room and Lisbon gathered all she needed to from her desk to head off towards the suspects house hearing Jane's voice as she made her way towards the elevator.

'Remember Lisbon! Nothing is truly impossible!'

It was late, and Patrick had been gone for quite some time this time around. A client had suggested him to a friend in Boston and he had stayed there for a few days. It wasn't uncommon, but he was always glad to go home after a long trip such as this one.

It was evening by the time he got home, sneaking through the front door into the large livingroom where a mess of blonde curls connected with his knees.

( 'Daddy! Daddy! You're home, you're home!' )

Patrick is UTD with all of his canon. I will break down what this means in a later post. But as far as The Mentalist goes he is up to date. There is no deviations from canon right now, in any sort of story line. I of course add information where information where information is sparse be it his past, or things just left out of episodes. But I make a point to not deviate from the story line, I feel it's very important when playing a canon character to keep up with it. He is not AU in any way shape or form and if you believe he is please tell me, as I'm more than willing to fix it. Of course I'm only human and I am bound to mess up in some parts, I am also well aware that people might not see my characterization of Jane as being 'correct' you are more than entitled to that opinion and I will not argue it but I believe in the 'to each their own' aspect and ask that you please respect that.

I wanted to make a note about Jane here in regards to the Smutty SWS community.

I post here because it's not all about smut, sure that's a lot of the fun of the community and I'm all for smut of course, but Patrick? Not so much.

Patrick still wears his wedding ring, he's still very much in love with his wife, and he's not for random hookups.

In the show has been as of late been interested in maybe starting a relationship again. However he is very conflicted with this feeling. He is more than willing to coo and romance women, portraying himself as quite the ladies man. However I would like you to know that an actual true blue relationship with Jane would take time. A lot of time. I enjoy role playing, and a enjoy playing things out. I am not going to skip ahead with Jane to make him hunky dory with having a relationship with your character. Is it possible for our characters to be committed if they have chemistry? Yes. But it will take time and many, many threads for it to happen. Keep that in mind if you are interested in starting a PSL. So if you tag Patrick with the sole intention of getting into his pants? Well you're about to be very disappointed.

I don't wish this statement to deter you, if interested, but I do want it to weed out those who might not be interested in a long term role play sort of deal. I try to play Patrick as close to canon, and I thank you for your understanding.

Also as sort of a side note? I do not ship Lisbon and Jane, I think they have good chemistry but not like that. Just because characters have great chemistry doesn't mean they need to bone one another. So please don't ask for that pairing.